About half of you are looking at these photos thinking, “That Gloria Swanson-looking Botox Monster better STEP OFF RIGHT NOW.” The other half is filled with a mix of emotions including amusement, lust, and discomfort. I think the problem might be that Eva Mendes isn’t trying to become some beloved “girl’s girl” like Jennifer Garner or something. Eva knows she stole your boyfriend. Eva’s all, “Hahaha, let me adjust my Turban of IDGAF.”

So, yeah… Your Boyfriend is still with his girlfriend. They were promoting A Place Beyond the Pines at TIFF. That’s the film where they met and fell in love and this grand romance really began. At various times, I wondered if the romance would last until the publicity tour for this film, and at times I’ve even claimed that I didn’t think it would last more than a month after the film’s promotion was done. But now I’m not so sure. Some days I feel like… The Turban is going to get knocked up with a Gosbaby. I’m trying to prepare y’all for that possibility.

Anyway, Eva’s dress is Dolce & Gabbana. It’s okay. I don’t know who did the turban or whatever. It’s a pretty Gloria Swanson move, though, and considering the reference… it feels very dated and “mature” for her. Like, she has no problems acting like, “I’m an established actress nearing 40 and this is my young Canadian boy toy.” Her face is looking kind of Botoxy too, in my opinion.

Ryan is doing the top-button thing too, just like Alex Skarsgard. Why is this a men’s fashion trend? It’s such a prissy look.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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